Hillary 2008

That’s right boys, girls, men, women, and transgendered individuals. NDC is officially endorsing Hillary Clinton for 2008. I can hear all your questions right now: Why Hillary? Isn’t she too liberal to for the majority of the voting public? Just how large is your uncomfortably large cock? Are you fucking insane? Do you hate America?

I have one simple answer to all these questions and concerns: This is all about equality of the sexes. It’s time for men to finally become equals with women.

For way too long in this country men have been second class citizens. Women have always had the ability to strive for the one-night stand or long-term affair with the President of the United States. Men, on the other hand, haven’t had the chance to acquire the ultimate trump card by banging the shit out of the leader of the free world. Instead men have been relegated to second class citizen status and have been forced to aim their wangs at mere CEO’s, upper level cabinet members, and a few foreign heads of state.

My mother always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up. And while I still have yet to grow up, my dream lives on: I want to fuck the President of the United States. I am sick and tired of women being able to sleep with the POTUS while men have been left to fend for ourselves outside in the cold. Men and women are equals goddamnit and thus we should have equal opportunity to sleep with the most powerful person in the nation (or maybe the world, depending on your point of view).

To all the men out there, in 2008 vote for Hillary. Because it is only after a woman is finally elected president of this country that men will finally, finally be able to stand up and say, “I fucked the President of the United States. And that’s my semen on the President’s dress.”