Joke Time

Subtitle: Politically Incorrect Jokes That When Told In Public Cause Everyone Surrounding Me To Groan in Exasperation and Disappointment

I just have to tell you. I was having sex the other night when I realized I didn’t love her anymore. I decided the best time to tell her would be right after when finished fucking. Because that way my orgasm would help me deal with the stressful situation I was about to encounter.

So I told her I didn’t love her anymore. She started screaming at me calling me names like “shithead,” “piece of shit,” “shit-sucker,” “Jew,” and “waste of space.” Then she dropped the real bomb: “I wish you had never been born!!”

I came back with the only appropriate retort: “Wow. That’s really mature of you, Mom.”