Good Idea/Bad Idea

Good Idea: Eating food.
Bad Idea: Waiting to eat until one in the morning after five hours of drinking. And then choosing Taco Bell.

Good Idea: Attending class.
Bad Idea: Attending class completely unprepared and without the book. And drunk. Without pants.

Good Idea: Talking to strangers at the bar.
Bad Idea: Telling strangers at the bar that their shirt makes them look retarded.

Good Idea: Talking to people you know at the bar.
Bad Idea: Telling people you know at the bar that their handshake is more retarded than corky after he was dropped down an elevator shaft and George Bush put together.

Good Idea: Making random comments to the people outside.
Bad Idea: Telling a random girl passing by, “Excuse me, but I think you got a little whore on your face. Just letting you know.”