Bar Conversation

[A commercial for some bullshit contest comes on TV; mention is made of a prize including roundtrip airfare]
NDC: You know, I’d really like to see a contest where the prize only involves one-way airfare. Sure, we’ll fly your ass there, but good luck getting back, bitch.
Roommate: [Laughter] Alright, Mitch Hedberg.
NDC: Huh?
Roommate: That sounds like it should be a Mitch Hedberg joke.
NDC: It can’t be a Mitch Hedberg joke; the fucker’s dead.
Roommate: [Rolls eyes]
NDC: Do you want hear what a Mitch Hedberg joke would sound like?
Roommate: Sure
NDC: [Silence]
Roommate: [Silence]
NDC: [Silence]
Roommate: [Laughter] You are an asshole.
NDC: I know this. But it’s still funny.