Miles Kendall: Still A Douche
We found out last Monday that Miles Kendall is a douche. Nothing has changed since then. No new emails from Miles Kendall; no comments from Miles Kendall; no lawsuits from the attorney that represents Miles Kendall (yet).
But now, announcing the Douche Project. It's very similar to the Brian Leiter project. There are differences though, of course. For one, Brian Leiter is not a douche. On the other hand, Miles Kendall is. I'm pretty sure that Miles Kendall has the douche market covered. In addition, the Brian Leiter project was created to see if it is possible to google bomb a well established link. On the other hand, the Douche Project has been created because Miles Kendall is a douche. I don't give a flying fuck how well established Miles Kendall is on the internet. What I do know is that I want everyone that ever searches for Miles Kendall (including Miles Kendall) to realize that Miles Kendall is a douche.
Here is where you people come in. If you want to join the Douche Project (and why wouldn't you; Miles Kendall is a douche afterall) you just need to link to this site using the words "Miles Kendall." I'd put the code here so that you could cut and paste it, but I don't know how to make it show up. However though, I am not a douche, so I don't really care. If you don't know how to make a link, then go here. After you go there, go look at some porn for a while, and then remember that Miles Kendall is a douche. After you remember that Miles Kendall is a douche you'll wish that there were someway for you to let everybody know that Miles Kendall is a douche. After you put down the bowl you've been smoking, you'll remember about the Douche Project. Then you can add your own Miles Kendall link to your own webpage so that everyone will realize that Miles Kendall is a mother fucking douche.
If you decide to participate in the Douche Project, thank you for your time and I love you. If you don't want to be a part of the Douche project, well, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're probably friends with Miles Kendall.
Miles Kendall. Miles Kendall. Miles Kendall. Miles Kendall. Miles Kendall. DOUCHE.
But now, announcing the Douche Project. It's very similar to the Brian Leiter project. There are differences though, of course. For one, Brian Leiter is not a douche. On the other hand, Miles Kendall is. I'm pretty sure that Miles Kendall has the douche market covered. In addition, the Brian Leiter project was created to see if it is possible to google bomb a well established link. On the other hand, the Douche Project has been created because Miles Kendall is a douche. I don't give a flying fuck how well established Miles Kendall is on the internet. What I do know is that I want everyone that ever searches for Miles Kendall (including Miles Kendall) to realize that Miles Kendall is a douche.
Here is where you people come in. If you want to join the Douche Project (and why wouldn't you; Miles Kendall is a douche afterall) you just need to link to this site using the words "Miles Kendall." I'd put the code here so that you could cut and paste it, but I don't know how to make it show up. However though, I am not a douche, so I don't really care. If you don't know how to make a link, then go here. After you go there, go look at some porn for a while, and then remember that Miles Kendall is a douche. After you remember that Miles Kendall is a douche you'll wish that there were someway for you to let everybody know that Miles Kendall is a douche. After you put down the bowl you've been smoking, you'll remember about the Douche Project. Then you can add your own Miles Kendall link to your own webpage so that everyone will realize that Miles Kendall is a mother fucking douche.
If you decide to participate in the Douche Project, thank you for your time and I love you. If you don't want to be a part of the Douche project, well, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're probably friends with Miles Kendall.
Miles Kendall. Miles Kendall. Miles Kendall. Miles Kendall. Miles Kendall. DOUCHE.
posted by Naked Drinking Coffee at 6/21/2005 01:30:00 AM
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