Somebody Was On Fucking Drugs

I found this site Blog Ideas the other day. I must say that it is the largest, steamiest, most fucking retarded hunk of shit of a site that I have ever seen. Here's what they have to say:

About this site:

The concept here is to give inspiration to those who may feel that the day-to-day things in their life are dull. Believe it or not, they might be quite fascinating.

I have created many a blog for friends; who at first are blog-maniacs. After about a month they start to write once a week, then once a month; claiming they have nothing to say. This site is a catalyst for creativity, and a springboard to reenergize your online writing adventure.

Sounds like a good concept. In fact, it might even be useful. Of course, that would require that the suggestions on the site be somewhat interesting and not boring as fuck. That's where the site goes wrong. None of their fucking suggestions give me any inspiration. They are all dumber than Paris Hilton. The only thing about the site that made me want to write was the simple fact that it sucks so much that I just have to let you know about it in a profanity laced post. So fucking hell that site fucking sucks.

Let's go through some of their ideas that are meant to be "a catalyst for creativity, and a springboard to reenergize your online writing adventure." (by the way, what he fuck is up with that sentence?? I'll feel dumber for having read that...)

Here we go:

Best compliment you've ever received. - Someone once thanked me for the hot sex. Wow. What a great fucking suggestion for an entire post.

How good is your penmanship? - Jesus fucking christ. If anybody ever took the time to actually write a post about their penmanship I'm postive that I would be required to hunt them down for being that fucking retarded.

Why do dogs sniff each other in the ass? - Who gives a fuck? Nobdoy needs to explore this.

Pickles: Friend or Foe? - Stupid ideas: drain on society or excuses for murder? Discuss.

My child is so smart. - And you are also a pretentious asshole you fucking prick.

If you wanna be my lover... - you gotta get with my friends... (sorry; I couldn't help it). Really though, what the fuck? If you want to be my lover, then spread your legs and let me fuck you. It doesn't take that much you fucking morons. Goddamn.

How long can I go without a haircut! - I'm feeling dumber by the second. This is like the weak pussy version of survivor where you have challenges that really aren't that hard. I can't waint for next weeks challenge where we will see who can vacuum their house the quickest.

Write a poem about your toothbrush. - Every single time I don't think their suggestions could get any worse, they pop out some stupid shit like this.

Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours. - Nobody. It's hard to get naked and fuck when you're tied together.

Kryptonite is to Superman as Asphalt is to Worms. - Does this even make sense? Is this even a topic? It's just a fucking statement. And it doesn't make any sense. Kryptonite kills Superman. The only way that asphalt kills worms is if there just happens to be a foot on top of the worm grinding it into the sidewalk.

Today: Make up a Lie. Tomorrow: Tell the Truth - I really like the site Blog Ideas. Stay tuned for part 2 tomorrow when I reveal how I really think that Blog Ideas is the biggest waste of space since Toby Keith.

How long have you been blogin'? - How long have you been leaving the letter "g" off words for no reason? And any question that you can answer with 2 words is a really shitty inspiration for a post.

Vanity Search @ Google: does your site come up? - There is no reason to ever write about this. Nobody (and yes, I mean nobody) gives a motherfucking flying fuck.

Experiment: how many fishsticks fit in your mouth? - New experiment: how many times can I shoot you and still have you live? Because once I get to that number, I'm going to shoot you once more.

I think I lost about 30 IQ points just from reading that. What the fuck man. And then the fucker has the fucking balls to ask for fucking donations? I would love to donate my foot into his mother fucking ass.